Recent Movie Reviews

The World is Saved The World is Saved

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This song will go down in internet history.

An absolutely beautiful and instantly classic rendition about what goes on in the mind of a gamer.

The lyrics were powerful, the visuals breathtaking, the vocals and instrumentals incredible. My only complaint is that this submission did not receive the first place which I wholeheartedly feel it deserves.

What more can be said? If gaming plays an important role in your life, you must watch this video, for spoken words have never been truer.

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Quest of the Manwhore Quest of the Manwhore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Speaks to my inner-manwhore.

What can I say? The concept and execution are both unique and brilliantly well-done. The song's catchy, of an appropriate length, full of comedic genius, and contains such rough, bold, down-and-dirty lyrics that seem to leave an impression of awe as well as a gritty, mind-bending stereotype that is the manwhore.

Not only that, but the animated content synced with the juicy, soft-spoken and seemingly innocent-sounding wordplay is oh-so beautiful. This is one of the few Flash songs that have gripped me with an intense urge to immediately download and play constantly. Incredible work!

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much! we all have a tiny manwhore inside of us, struggling to get out.

MvC3: Dante MvC3: Dante

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best MvC parody so far!

This had to be the funniest and most well-animated Marvel vs. Capcom 3 parody I've seen yet. The art style of the characters was sharp and really clean, and the voice acting was absolutely perfect!

I was also surprised to see such a difference in length compared to the other parodies, and it was a plus because you filled each scene with hilarious dialogue and facial expressions.

This should definitely receive a weekly and review crew pick! Loved every bit of it, great work.

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Recent Game Reviews

Alphaland Alphaland

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beautiful concept.

Never have I seen or even heard of a game concept in which the game itself is turned inside out, becomes self-thinking and questions it's very existence. Not like this at least. Although the graphics and gameplay are as minimalist as I could ever imagine, I can come to appreciate them more when they revolve around such an intriguing and unique story.

The level design, addition of power-ups, and interactive blocks are things that raise that minimalist bar, however. The placement of these elements in some of the levels in the game presented simple, yet challenging, obstacles that kept the gameplay interest going. Sound effects were effective and appropriately matched every situation, from picking up items to destroying the floating "bugs", although I was a bit confused to hear the quack for the super-jump pickup.

Overall, this is an excellent example of what an extremely simple game can accomplish with the addition of a solid and interesting plot that keeps the player yearning to reach the end. Excellent work!

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Bullet Heaven Bullet Heaven

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Exciting visuals, but a bit bland overall.

This is a neat little game with a fun, old-school concept. The interface is a little overwhelming at first, but is organized and becomes easy to understand after awhile. The visuals and characters look great, but I feel like they would've added much more interest and excitement during gameplay with some type of animation.

The music is smooth and calming, but didn't fit the game's concept or style well enough to give that high-speed feeling of zooming and blasting through bad guys. The controls were also a bit wonky. The keys could've been placed better, and using the mouse to navigate was a great idea, but wasn't very successful due to it's poor responsiveness and overall sluggish movement, and I had most of the graphic settings turned off during the game.

In a nut shell, the game has a great presentation and wonderful graphics, but leaves the player rather bored after the first few levels due to the absence of animation and slow movement. I felt like the game was just okay, and could have used some fine-tuning in it's details. Good work nonetheless!

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Recent Audio Reviews

~NK~ "Fear Me" (NGADm Entry) ~NK~ "Fear Me" (NGADm Entry)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely clutch.

An incredible example of dubstep music at its finest. Leaves me completely speechless.

Nothing more needs to be said.

Recent Art Reviews

Drunk Fighting Zombies Drunk Fighting Zombies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I know I've said once before, but...

Your work is amazing! There's so much detail going on in almost every corner of the drawing that it's almost mesmerizing. Combined with the awesome palette and arrangement of subjects this makes for one kick-ass composition.

That background is the icing on the cake and really completes the theme if I were to say. Seems to almost to envelop the entire atmosphere in the moment of the epic battle that is about to occur.

Keep on cranking this stuff out man!

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SeventhTower responds:

And I know I've said this to you, pal, but I have no problem saying again to your kind words: THANK YOU! :D

The Moon Burns The Moon Burns

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing. Just amazing.

This just totally takes my breath away! I was once a big Warcraft player, and this gives me a huge urge to play again. The way you composed the subjects, mixed vibrant colors with realistic textures, and introduced the two characters in such powerful poses just has me in a trance.

Incredible work, I'd get it on a shirt and wear it proudly!

Day of Birth Day of Birth

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Totally sick!

Great stuff! I'm a huge fan of twisted monster horror films, and this looks like it'd fall somewhere in that category, and be an awesome movie to boot!

Nice, gritty style, in-your-face gore, and the concept to top it all off make this an amazingly horrific birthday card. Excellent work, keep it up!

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TheShadling responds:

Cheers mate.